I Wish I Were Somebody’s Crony!

[Brown] is the former head of the Arabian Horse Association but his official biography says he was also in charge of emergency services in the city of Edmond, Oklahoma, in the late 1970s. However, a spokesman for the city told Time Magazine that his role was really that of an intern – nobody reported to him.

I want a job that I can screw up in just about every possible way after having padded my CV, with the result that I not only get to keep my job, but keep my salary with reduced duties. That bozo Brown has got it made!

Sufjan

“I had the typical aspiration to be signed to a big label, just like anybody else,” he admits. “But after I didn’t hear back from a few places, and when the feedback I did get made no sense to me, I started to think about what I really wanted“.

You have to love (or rather, I have to love) a singer/songwriter who gives titles like “They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!” to his songs. Sufjan Steven’s sold out Toronto show is this evening and I’m going, thanks to the magic of friends who know what to get me for my birthday (especially when I tell them what to get me for my birthday).

Very Pretty

American actor, Daniel Dae Kim