Very Pretty

French actor, Olivier Martinez

Get a Life

Some Jackson fans are nursing a grudge against journalists for what they see as unfair coverage of the superstar.

Abusive chants have been directed at reporters in the media pen at the courthouse or outside Jackson’s Neverland ranch.

Other fans have taken to sounding their car horns in unison to disrupt live broadcasts or tried to stop cameras filming.

Earlier this week, police banned those camped out in front of court from using rocks to hold down their posters, amid fears the stones could be stockpiled as weapons.

They’re worse than the sciavoites. Their cause I could understand, even though I didn’t agree. I don’t get this mess, however. Please don’t e-mail me to explain.

Bet They Weren’t Even Kosher

When relatives of Vivian Shulman Lieberman went to visit her final resting place in a Houston mausoleum one year ago today, they discovered that the cedar chest containing her ashes was missing.

In its place, behind the locked, glass door of Lieberman’s niche in Congregation Beth Israel’s mausoleum, was a can of sour-cream-and-onion potato chips.

Via -=JeW*SCHooL=-

Since cremation is against Jewish law, could this be a sign of divine retribution?

My New Toy

I have joined the new millennium digi-junkies and purchased a phone that takes pictures and videos with effects that are right up there with bad 80s music videos.

Here I am. Please pardon the nudity. It’s hot and humid here. Is there such thing as digital air conditioning?