Very Pretty

Swedish footballer, Olof Mellberg.

I Dance Like a Putz

I took this racism test and was told that, although – or maybe because – I am white, I am nevertheless slightly prejudiced against white folk. I knew it!

G-d Smites Angel of Death

(Disclaimer: You gotta be Jewish to get most of this)

In an act that stunned Satan worshippers everywhere, The Almighty axed the Angel of Death by freezing over Gehinom, causing an unusually cold winter for everyone on Earth, or at least everyone in the New York Metropolitan area.