This is how Snobby feels today. It even looks like me! As in the book, Snobby started off with a bad hair day and it was all downhill from there.
Actually, where it diverged from the book was the bizarre MSN chat Snobby had with odd friend, Works-Too-Much. Here, said oddity described a sexual practice Snobby will never, ever try – ever – let alone describe on his site. Works-Too-Much needs a vacation and Snobby needs to bathe his eyeballs. Oy!
