Karma Police

I just got back from a meeting with the woman at Organization #2 who is doing the hiring for that position I mentioned in “Lord Snobby” on a matter unrelated to employment (I do admin support for her once a week), and out from her mouth slipped, “Well, of course you won’t have time to do all this stuff once you get the job here.” I haven’t even had the interview yet.

Of course, now that I’ve sent this little tidbit of information out into the Universe, I’ve jinxed myself and am in the process of spitting on the ground three times to remove the curse. I will now commence talking about how I won’t get the job. This will ensure the karmic balance of the way of things.

Mothering Green Pea Soup

Snobby is away for the day. He is meeting with distributors and creditors to explore the possibility of opening a green pea soup, goulash, and yak milk boutique in the trendy Distillery District. Wouldn’t that be a stunningly successful venture?

So stop sitting in front of your computer and go enjoy spring, fer chrisake!

This message brought to you by the Mothering Green Pea Soup Distributors, Ltd. “Don’t buy our soup. We don’t care. It’s not like we slaved for hours and hours to make it just the way you like it. Don’t worry about us. We’ll just sit alone in a cold, dark corner of the basement and think about other things you might like better than our soup, of which there are apparently millions.”